A Suicide bird
So, Driving in the car today my husband looks at me and says "birds have gotten stupid." I say "um k?" "Its true!" he says. Then he explains to me how birds when approached used to fly away once a car started towards them now they just sit in the road and stare. Birds are suicidal now he exclaims! Then he says I think they are inbreeding with squirrels!
This made me crack up! But maybe he has a point. I mean flying squirrels and dumb birds. Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
NINJA SQUIRREL!
KAPOW~!